A slow culmination of ridiculous, beautiful, and ugly. Ugly? Yes ugly.
Apparently Brooke Hogan is basing her acting career around d-list shark movies that don’t understand that if your movie is not JAWS or JAWS II you aren’t actually scary, or if your movie is not Deep Blue Sea, JAWS III, JAWS VI, you aren’t hilariously bad.
You’re just bad and not in a good way.
I will still watch this movie when it appears on netflix in one month.
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