A slow culmination of ridiculous, beautiful, and ugly. Ugly? Yes ugly.
I went to the grocery store tonight and accidentally ordered $10.00 worth of salami.
I realized they don’t order and measure things through grams here, and especially when ordering salami they go by pieces. I ordered “about 100” pieces of salami. Luckily, I clued in and stopped her around 57. It could have been worse.
The odd thing is, is she didn’t even think it weird that I would order that much.
Suffice it to say, the salami is very, very good, and I will have no problem eating $10.00 worth, especially with the fresh mini bagels I just bought.
Oh, America.
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