A slow culmination of ridiculous, beautiful, and ugly. Ugly? Yes ugly.
oh god fifty shades of grey is truly as awful as it sounds
this is SO BAD
Actually making that face right now. How the hell did this get published?
What the actual fuck is this? It reads like really bad fanfic.
- Losing one’s “virginity” should never ever be like that. LUBE. LUBE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.
- THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK. THIS IS NOT HOW PEOPLE FUCK.
- “ecstatic triumph” what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck?!
AS HE RIPS THROUGH MY VIRGINITY? Since when is the hymen something you rip through??
Also, did you guys know this originally started off as Twilight fanfiction? Just sayin’
Well, since they’re publishing any old dump smeared across a fucking legal sized piece of paper nowadays, I’m just going to take these here caffeine pills and finish a book already
ish. oh my god. ish.
i just cant.